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A First Taste of Spring
Micro-Party? No – Tiny Ritual.
Rangers and Friends—
This Friday, march 21, is the first full day of spring. Come see us at the chicken coop, where eggs and other symbols reside.
Our friendly fermentologist has made up a batch of spring tonic. We have just enough to share, and we're saving a dose for you.
What is spring tonic?
If you watched The Beverly Hillbillies, you already know — Granny made some every year. Hijinks ensued.
Will it cure what ails you?
No, it will not. it's a tonic, not a potion.
Will it taste good?
It will taste—ummmm—memorable.
Will we leave feeling lighter?
We're counting on it.
"I have dogs, babies, errands and five other things that night, plus I'm vegan, lactose intolerant, and do not drink," you say.
Whatever you’ve got going on, we promise: this is easy.
Stop by, take a sip, and be on your way.
The Rangers have Spring Tonic.
The Leerssen Chicken Coop (Kenyon & Kirkwood, across from the Stumpery).
Friday, March 21, 6–7 PM.
Come thirsty. Leave lighter.